Lyrics & Clips
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Lyrics & sound clips from all the songs on The Cheapass Album.
Get Out! (from Get Out!) Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
Living life in my parent’s basement Watching TV on the couch Don’t want to ruin a good thing But my parents want me out
Get off your ass and go get a job You can’t stay here, living like a slob You’re always home but it’s fine time you go We gonna start charging rent you know
Spent a few weeks on my resume Even bought myself a tie Totally messed up the interview But got the job to my surprise
You’re coming in late slacking all day You’re to drive up sales not to drive them away You dress like a freak, are you out of your mind? You can’t treat the customers wrong all the time
Can’t believe I have to do my own laundry Bills and dishes piling up on their own Now some people want their own independence Me, I wish I were still back home
Were All These Beer Cans Here Last Night? (from Deadwood) Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music/Owens
Were all these beer cans here last night? I couldn’t have drunk them all There’s no way they were all here last night At least I don’t recall
Now what am I wearing, why am I dressed like this? I didn’t come in this way And where am I and what the hell did I do? And what the hell did I say?
Were all these beer cans here last night?
Where’s my wallet, where’s the money I had? Something’s terribly wrong And where’s my glasses, where the hell are they now? Don’t tell me their gone
And who’s this guy and who’s this girl in his arms? Didn’t she come here with me? And who’s this passed out on the floor Spread eaglely?
Were all these beer cans here last night?
Were all these beer cans here last night? It’s such a disgrace And God help who has to clean up this mess Or is this my place?
Don't You Give Up (You Can Do It) (from Devil Bunny Hates the Earth) Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
Don’t cry, what’s wrong? Don’t you see we’re here to help you? You’re not alone Don’t you know that you’ve got to trust us?
Don’t give up on your dreams to destroy the earth Don’t you know that the answer’s inside you – learn to look there first Don’t you know that we’re trying to help you?
Don’t pull away Don’t you know that it hurts to see you like this? You can do it Whatever you set your mind to you can achieve
Don’t give up on your dreams to destroy the earth Don’t you know that the answer’s inside you – learn to look there first Don’t you know that we’re trying to help you?
Don’t you give up You can do it!
Freeloader (from Freeloader) Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
The best things in life are not free And you know that’s true I ain’t got none of those things But I’ve got you
You work so hard for your stuff And man, that’s so cool But you’ve got no time to use it Luckily I do
Coz I’m a freeloader, freeloader, freeloader Free freeloader Freeloader freeloader Yeah
Money can’t buy happiness So it’s been said And since I don’t have either one of those I’ll mooch yours instead
Now I’m not looking for a handout No, that’s not me But what’s the sense in buying the cow When the milk is free?
Coz I’m a freeloader, freeloader, freeloader Free freeloader Freeloader freeloader Yeah
Cube Farm (from Cube Farm) Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
If you play your cards right And you study day and night You will work for a great big company
Your office will be downtown Tall buildings all around Shiny, speedy trains will take you there
Cube farm, cube farm You will work in a cube farm Cube farm, cube farm You will work in a cube farm
There will be problems to solve Customer issues to resolve Thinking outside the box inside your cube
So much paperwork to file Work real hard the boss may smile Which might reflect in your yearly review
Cube farm, cube farm You will work in a cube farm Cube farm, cube farm You will work in a cube farm
There’s always work to be done Which is why the worker’s number one The company will always take care of you
Cube farm, cube farm You will work in a cube farm Cube farm, cube farm You will work in a cube farm
I want to grow up and work in a cube farm too
Beat People Up* (from Button Men) Learn more at www.beatpeopleup.com. Or, play online at www.buttonmen.com. Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
You've got yours And I've got mine I’d love to get you online
You might be good You might be fine You might be stalling for time
You can run If you choose No one's gonna stop you
They've got it coming You know they do Gonna teach a lesson or two…
And beat people up Gonna beat people up
Spread the word Spread the news You gotta pay your dues
You might win You might lose But hey, at least you get to…
Beat people up Gonna beat people up
You've got yours And I've got mine I’d love to get you online
You might be good You might be fine Don’t you think it’s about time...
To beat people up Gonna beat people up
[*Beatnik Lawyer says: This song is about a popular Cheapass game entitled Button Men. Do not actually beat people up! Do not even threaten to do so. It is ill-advised and can lead to serious injury, or worse, lawsuits. By listening to this song, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless Beatnik Turtle and Cheapass Games for any actual, consequential, punitive, or really expensive damages (including attorneys fees) that may result if you actually go and beat people up. Jerk.]
My Way or the Highway (from BRAWL) Learn more at www.beatpeopleup.com. Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
You think I’m funny? Like a clown? You won’t be laughing When you’re upside down
You think you’re tough? Want a piece of me? I float like a butterfly and Sting like a bee
You think you’re smart? You don’t know your place You won’t be smiling When my fist hits your face
Do what you’re told No one gets hurt Or you’ll be sleeping With the fishes in the dirt
Cuz it’s my way or the highway
Think you can take me? Down to the mat? Well, you’ll be wearing Your ass for a hat
Think I don’t know What’s going on? You want to brawl Then bring it on
Cuz it’s my way or the highway
How many times do I have to tell you? And how many times do I have to say?
It’s my way or the highway Think I don’t know What’s going on? You want to brawl Then bring it on
Kill Doctor Lucky (from Kill Doctor Lucky) Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
(Instrumental)
The Final Ride (from The Great Brain Robbery) Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
On a train bound for nowhere Nearly runnin’ off it’s tracks You know, they’re coming for you So you better watch your back
Cuz the train it isn’t stopping And you’re running out of time Take a stand, they’re coming closer Or you’re gonna lose your mind
It’s only time before they find you And there’s no place to hide Make your peace and say your prayers On the train’s final ride
On the train’s final ride On the train’s final ride
Cheapass (Theme to Cheapass Games) Learn more about Cheapass Games. Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
CHEAPASS!!!
Falling (from FALLING) Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
Falling through the air We spin in the wind Twisting, turning, spiraling Towards the ground The ground...
Speeding towards the earth A thought occurs to me Does everything that go up Have to come down? Come down...
Falling through the air We spin in the wind Tumbling, twirling, plummeting Towards the ground The ground...
Speeding towards the earth My thought comes to an end Cuz everything that goes up Must come down Come down...
Nothing Beats Rock (from Nothing Beats Rock - a FREE game!) Full song available on The Cheapass Album (Download or CD). © 2004 Beatnik Turtle Music
Time is ticking faster Faster all the time No sooner than you've looked A decade's gone behind You may be young now But soon you're gonna die Like sands through the hourglass So goes our lives
Live by the clock Die by the clock Our days are numbered But nothing beats rock
The years are passing faster You can't get them back No sooner than you know It all fades to black You've got no time to lose There's so much to do So party your ass off This one's for you
You're born, you live, and then you die That's just the rules of the game we live by
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