Antelope (v): to run off with your mother’s
sister.
Assassination (n): an arrangement to
meet a donkey.
Baptist (n): a junior
hamburger chef.
Basket (n): a short nap in
the sun.
Circumstantial (n): circumcision on
a really big baby.
Collonade (n): fizzy
enema.
Defence (n): something to sit on for
people who can’t make up their minds.
Diarrhoea (n)
a very unattractive bottom.
Dictator (n): hilariously shaped, edible
tuber.
Dipthong (v): to wash a lady's undergarment.
Diversion (n): Princess of Wales' version of the
events that led to her divorce.
Dumpling
(n): small lump of excrement.
Gastronome (n):
small person prone to excess wind.
Harbinger
(n): hard drinker.
Hatchet (n): small, bird droppings that fall from the sky.
Headband (n): top of the bill at a rock
concert.
Hormone (n): the sound a prostitute
makes when she's not been paid.
Hobnob (n):
cooking accident often suffered by nudists.

Homophobe (n): strong dislike of The Simpsons.
Honeydew (n: women who
regularly arrive late for appointments.
Induction (n): induced labour in a duck.
Innuendo (n): Italian suppository.
Intercontinental (n): person who has wet themselves
all over the world.
Labiate (v): perform
cunnilingus.
Laminate (v): to artificially inseminate a sheep.
Limpet (n): male who has
trouble getting an erection.
Lobster (n): colloquial term
for a female who ejaculates during orgasm.
Mantrap (n): sexual favour used
by women to obtain money from men.
Mastiff
(n): mass erections induced by watching
pornography.
Menopause (n): break in conversation to allow men to get a word in
edgeways.
Minjita (n) (slang): an Indian lesbian.
Misfit
(n): an attractive young woman.
Mislay (n): a brazen or
promiscuous young woman.
Morbific (n):
excessively violent.
Multilingual (n): engaging in
cunnilingus with multiple partners.
Negligent (n): cross-dresser.
Ostentatious: make and model
of a pre-war British luxury car.
Outage (n):
process of exposing a Gay politician.
Portent (n): The Millennium Dome.
Propaganda (n): a wooden
support for one-legged male geese.
Rapscallion (n): Black,
American spring onion.
Rectitude (n):
Precise angle at which a rectal thermometer should
be inserted.
Reflex (v): renew wiring
to an electrical appliance.
Restitution (n):
sanatorium for lactating women.
Skulduggery
(n): archaeological excavation.
Snuff box
(n): slang term for a coffin.
Spade (n): small surgical tool
for removing ovaries.
Testator (n):
a male who is constantly adjusting his
genitalia.
Titillate (n): delayed
onset of female puberty.
Titular (n & adj):
busty woman.
Vagrant: (n): confused
insect.
Willy-nilly (n): male who
continually catches their penis in their zipper.